Amy's Top Ten Favorite Barbie Peekaboo Petite Doll Names

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1. Deirdre Diamond

2. Belinda Blue Bell

3. Courtney Carnation

4. Chocolate Crissy

5. High Heel Hillary

6. Sandal Sally

7. Open Toe Tamara

8. Evening Bag Elina

9. Shoulder Bag Sheila

and

10. Change Purse Chandra

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