Bulk, Baby, Bulk

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Theo with The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding by Arnold Schwarzenegger


Seems I've been "cutting" when I should have been "bulking."

You, too? Happens to the best of us. Bring on the chips, I say. Let the bulking begin.

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