Monday, October 15, 2012

Wherever You Go, There You Be

While teaching the boxing demo, I
• mentioned the words "naked" and "beer" at least twice
• ridiculed participants in jest (sort of)
• broke out in a dance


While directing the former prisoners, I
• mentioned "booger" three times
• ridiculed participants in jest (sort of)
• broke out in a dance


4 comments:

  1. but...was it the SAME dance? ;)

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  2. Ah, an important clarification: a latin move was required for boxing, whereas I was just trying to get the ex-cons kicking in a chorus line.

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  3. Yeah, about half of them laughed, and the other half just sort of looked at me. I quickly moved on to the next thing...

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    1. This was a reply to your comment, which came to my email but will not appear here! For the masses, here it is:

      "ex-cons kicking in a chorus line is an *outstanding* visual!"

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