Tuesday, October 30, 2012

How To Choose A Halloween Costume (in my house)


First, put something like this near the toilet.




Next, sort through the suggestions.




Decide suggestions are too complex. Settle on Sonny Crockett.



And throwing random accessories onto older son.


Prepare speech on 80s television for third graders. 
Attempt to defend using a mask from a deviant NYC play as your 
sixth grader's costume.

Call it good for another year.

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