SIMON: At that party the other night, I was playing and some kid said to me, "That's not funny." I wasn't even trying to be funny!
AMY: You should have said, "It also won't be funny when I bust your nose."
SIMON: I wanted to say, "Maybe you don't have a sense of humor" --but I didn't think of it 'til later.
AMY: "Your mama thought it was funny."
SIMON: "Your mama is funny-looking."