Diabetes And School: I Managed To Work In The Paula Deen Joke
Theo and I worked on our little scene we'll perform for his third grade class at the start of school (as explained here), to educate them on his type 1 diabetes. It's going pretty well so far. Here's the beginning.
Let’s talk about diabetes.
You ate too many cookies, and that’s how you got diabetes, right?
You played tag with some diabetic kid and you caught it from him, right?
You were a bad boy, and the Easter Bunny put diabetes in your basket?
Then how did you get it?
I got struck by lightning.
Those little bugs on my eyelashes squirted out diabetes juice.
I ate one of Paula Deen’s burgers on a Krispy Kreme donut bun.
Well, I can believe that one.
(to be continued)