The Right Book At The Wrong Time

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Books I've read in the places I've read them.

Man's Search For Meaning
...in Chuck E Cheese

Che Guevara: A Revolutionary Life
...on the periphery of Barnes and Noble's Story Hour for children

Zen and The Way of the Sword
...in the waiting room of the mammography center

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  1. shannonAugust 5, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    ahahaha! thanks for the laugh! :)

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  2. Holyoke HomeAugust 6, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    um....my contribution is far less entertaining:

    When Birds Get Angry - on the toilet

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  3. Amy PhillipsAugust 6, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Works for me...and dare I say I hope it worked for you.

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