Friday, October 14, 2011

Your Friday Sea Monkey Update


Big mommas: running the place
Babies: growing faster than you can say, "But where's its crown?"
Stud monkey: expired


  1. You've got some big ones in there! Are you feeding them some of those special custom sea monkey foods, or are you just throwing them scraps from the table?

  2. "Sea Monkey Growth Food." These things eat and mate, nothing more; hedonists, all.


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