Weird Stuff I Said To My Kids This Week

I won't even bother giving the context. Or a defense. Here goes...

1. "Please make a sign for the laundry basket that says, 'Wear pants more than once.'"

2. "Remember our conversation about the communists?"


3. "I'm not actually an alcoholic."


  1. I totally need a sign for my laundry basket, too. How many times have I told the kids, "I'm tired of washing so many pairs of clean pants! And by the way, I'm not a communist. I just like a glass of wine at the end of the day."



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