A Poll

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Which do you find more frightening?

(a) the hissing cockroach in the previous post

(b) a remote-controlled tarantula

(c) a party with 6 kids wearing 3-D glasses

Comments

  1. _*rachel*_September 7, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    6 kids, definitely. Then the cockroach, unless I didn't know the tarantula was fake.

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  2. Amy PhillipsSeptember 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Close to my answers. I'd go with (c), then (b)--which freaked me out just buying it (at Theo's request). (a) only bothers me when she's licking my hand (icky).

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  3. _*rachel*_September 8, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    She licks your hand? Eew.

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